I’m a bigger badass than 50 Cent, and the only gun I ever held was the one...– Courtney Love, duh.
Why I Hate Living With Twenty-Year Olds
My suite-mates are great. They clean their dishes and refill the Britta, and they don’t smell. But living with twenty-year olds is differeant than living with tyranical clean freaks: people like my mother and father who like the porcelein pale and the grit between tiles white. Don’t get me wrong—I HATE HATE HATE living with my parents; divorced couples who live together have more...