I’m writing a sex column for the Sarah Lawrence newspaper. Please email me stories and questions regarding your unhealthy and weird sex lives. (By unhealthy I mean things like you screw people who are mentally bad for you, not that you bareback and/or never use dental dams. Nobody wants to read about condoms.) If you are an alum, know an alum, or attend a school other than the one where Ivy League families send their queer children, email me also at Msunderland AT gm DOT slc DOT edu. Feel free to message me anonymously. Looking forward to reading about how much your sex lives suck (or rock)!