An Excerpt from my High School Lifejournal, Complete with Awful Grammar
Posted on 2008.06.20 at 23:57
hey its the fag and the hag from mitchell’s kitchen. we are currently avoiding operation foreighn cum in my bed. we invited alex and david escoto to watch camp rock. without realising they would just turn it into a fuck fest alex mann in the middle style. alex clarke and escoto are about two steps full on twitterpatting. We should have just invited the fag and the hag, because we realized everyone bailed last minute, can’t fucking drive themselves, and we’re just way more fabulous by ourselves. now we’re stuck in an awky relationship watch. we left them alone so they could just cum on my couch and get it over with. this is karma for giving hj next to mann. but bc shes my hag she got the karma to.
camp rock was great. my cat had a seizure and ate poop from under my couch. how the poop got there i do not know. maybe gordon left it there from gummo. my cat is trying to type. fucking katty bitch. mann is petting it and shes not confusing her fingers for mice or nipples. this is bigger history than kevin jonas comming out of the closet. mann just stroked my penis accidently, bc she thought it was the cat. oh no. now escoto can feel awky. we just realized they can hear us. they just walked in
