Beauty and the Plague: The AIDS Tragedy Behind Your Favorite Disney Love Songs (My first long-ish read for VICE.COM)

The first week of November 1989, filmmakers and executives from the Walt Disney Company gathered in a crowded room in Disney World in Orlando, Florida, to promote their latest cartoon to a group of pessimistic reporters. The press had reason to be skeptical: after two decades of critical and commercial flops following the death of its founder, Disney was bordering on bankruptcy, and the company’s new CEO, Michael Eisner, had threatened to shut down the animation unit unless The Little Mermaid, its fall 1989 release, turned a profit.

As you probably know, they didn’t need to worry. The film was a huge hit, at least partly on the strength of its soundtrack. The New York Times praised the film’s music, and the movie won Oscars and Golden Globes for Best Song (“Under the Sea”) and Best Score. Two decades after the its release, Disney World remodeled Fantasyland to create an entire section devoted to Mermaid. But back then in the crowded conference room, nobody knew this. The room was grim, and for good reason—if the filmed flopped, their careers might follow.  

The panel that sat in front of the press that day included Ron Clements and John Musker, the geeky animation-directing team whose last film, The Great Mouse Detective, had performed reasonably well but not well enough for Eisner’s taste; Jodi Benson, the Broadway veteran who voiced Ariel; and Alan Menken, a composer from Westchester, New York. In this crowd, the last member of the panel, Alan’s collaborator lyricist Howard Ashman, stood out like a sore, sickly thumb.

Skeletally thin and speaking in a soft but firm voice, Howard looked worn-out and effeminate, more like one of the gay men you’d see drifting around New York’s Lower East Side than someone who made family movies. He spoke with passion about Disney’s rich musical history, but after the panel, it was clear something was wrong. After the press conference, when the attendees adjourned to try out some of the park’s attractions, Howardlimped up the Dumbo ride’s ramp and had to call for his boyfriend, Bill Klaus, to assist him. Once Howard reached his Disney associates, he rode Dumbo, smiling like he was just another Hollywood native touring Disney World. As usual, he was doing the best he could to ignore that he was dying of AIDS.

“He was completely focused and energy driven,” Jodi recalled to me 23 years later. She didn’t realize the extent of his illness until 1991: “I got the call to fly to New York City from Los Angeles. When I arrived, I was able to visit him in his room as he was listening to auditions for the voice of Aladdin. Then it really hit me: This was very serious.”

After the events at the park, Bill rushed Howard to their hotel. Howard was gasping for breath; he struggled to walk. Inside their room, Bill took out medicine and an IV catheter and stuck the catheter into Howard’s chest. He considered advising Howard to retire or at least work less, but Howard had told Bill he was determined to focus on the film’s premier, and on his next two movies, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin. By then, Howard, like many gay men, had been dealing with AIDS and death for years.

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“True to Your Heart” 98 Degrees Featuring Stevie Wonder for the Mulan Soundtrack.

In the nineties Disney movies ended with an R&B artist singing over the closing credits about dreams and love. These artists were allegedly “up and coming” but were actually mediocre singers who never even became one hit wonders. For Mulan Disney changed shit up. They hired a  98 Degrees, a boy band on the brink of world domination, and paired them with a legend, Stevie Wonder. For the music video, 98 Degrees chased a hot Asian girl around China town and then shook their arms in front of a Chinese restaurant with Stevie Wonder. Someone thought this was a great idea. It wasn’t. But the song and ridiculous video reveal what made nineties era Disney so special: As we thought boy bands could reach Stevie’s level of fame, the company believed that it was building a bridge between the past (Cinderella and mysogogony) and the future (China and feminism) through songs about being “true to your heart.” The result was bizare (wtf is Hercules?), but the songs and movies’ hearts were there, leaving us with cultural artifacts that actually make audiences smile. 

Nothing says America like a politically incorrect Disney movie about the “first Native American Disney Princess,” amiright? Despite all the hysterically awful racial elements, this movie is pretty fly. LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. 

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Dumbo is now on YouTube. I know what I’m doing tonight.

Thank God there’s already a GIF for this. I can’t wait for the Lifetime Liz Taylor movie. She might not have a full throttle back-to-her-ginger-roots comeback since America prefers talented women dead to alive (notice how Robert Downey doesn’t have to talk about his drug issue every issue and was given a chance!), but she’ll at least resurrect camp! There is a longer post about the really weird feminist implications of a LiLo comeback coming your way when I’m done writing about the Bible and Dante! For now, enjoy this GIF.

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My mother asked me to find tickets for a musical that would please her, her Hasidic BFF, my grandma, and my little sister. A revival starring a Jonas Brother was the only thing gay/family friendly/old fashioned enough to please us all. I moved to New York eighteen months ago. Somehow this is the first time I’m seeing a musical. Apparently, two new Disney shows (INCLUDING NEWSIES), Ricky Martin in Evita, and the Once musical open next month. If anyone is campy/cheap enough to sit in the nosebleeds with me for one of these shit shows, please let me know. I go to a liberal arts school: my friends are too hip to have any fucking fun. Yes, this is basically my version of a Craigslist ad. 

My mother asked me to find tickets for a musical that would please her, her Hasidic BFF, my grandma, and my little sister. A revival starring a Jonas Brother was the only thing gay/family friendly/old fashioned enough to please us all. I moved to New York eighteen months ago. Somehow this is the first time I’m seeing a musical. Apparently, two new Disney shows (INCLUDING NEWSIES), Ricky Martin in Evita, and the Once musical open next month. If anyone is campy/cheap enough to sit in the nosebleeds with me for one of these shit shows, please let me know. I go to a liberal arts school: my friends are too hip to have any fucking fun. Yes, this is basically my version of a Craigslist ad. 

I demand to see this movie with a boy in New York City on a date, and idgaf if I have to post personal ads on Tumblr to do it. Someone, take me to see Belle dance. 

In good news Brian Wilson is releasing a Disney covers album. Bliss. 

Cheer Up, Bibliophiles. Borders Sucked.

Borders announced liquidation yesterday. While I find the death of a bookstore chain depressing, I refuse to see their collapse as a report on the state of books, because frankly, Borders sucked.

 Since I commuted to a high school in one of the worst suburbs on the planet (worst in a social sense; in an education and economic sense, Plantation rocks), I had to attend after school study sessions at the local Borders every May during AP season. This Borders smelled like piss, claimed albums priced at $18.95 were on sale, left coffee spills on tables, lacked organization, and left customer service counters unattended. Once upon a time, I hear Borders offered great service, prices, and coffee. But in the last few years my Borders smelled like piss. Perhaps to busy expanding, management left my Borders unattended. Now they suffer the consequences.

Of course, Borders’ collapse is also a story of a changing book market. Half the reason Barnes & Nobles still stands is because they expanded into ereader and online markets, instead of redirecting customers to Amazon, as Borders did till a few years ago. Yet this isn’t a eulogy for books, fellow bibliophiles. People still read. They just aren’t going to purchase over prices books from a store because it used to be a great experience; and that fact is the center of this story: the story of a mismanaged brand. Yes, corporations can get away with murder often, but customers most likely won’t buy an overpriced product from a shitty retail space if they have another choice, especially in the digital age when we shop at retail centers for an experience that Borders lacked.

 For a glimpse of what I’m saying, look at the Walt Disney Company. For years the media company assumed Disneyania fans would buy anything Pooh, but as the company produced low-budget films over seas, profits diminished, not just for the films but for Pooh merchandise too.

 Last week Disney rebooted Pooh with a film from the crew that drew classics like Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast. The film has received universal claim, and considering the poor reviews given to every other animated film this year, has a shot at winning the Academy Award. While the film performed poorly this weekend, customer disappointment returned a better product. It could be too late for Pooh, too, but look on the bright side: we complained via our debit cards and the Mouse House listened.

 And right now I’m sure Murdoch wishes he listened to some of the criticism directed toward him all these years.  

iTunes Top 25 Most Played #5 “The Rainbow Connection” Written and Performed by the Carpenters. Played 152 times according to iTunes.

Dolly Parton may have first performed “I Will Always Love You,” but in our collective memory, the song belongs to Whitney. Whitney’s echoing voice, which sounds like it’s about to crack into pieces before the melody lifts Houston’s note into the heavens, matches the lyrics way more than Dolly’s country twang; in the words of Bobby Brown, “Whitney is ghetto,” aka damaged diva with a capitol d, and only a warrior in the battlefields of love could sing words like these.

With his hand guised as Kermit, Jim Henson performed the same task as Whitney. With optimism, glee, and hidden heartache—the same ache that fossilized in Karen Carpenter’s thin frame—Henson ponders, “Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?” Both the Muppets’ and the Carpenters’ catalogs are filled with bitter sweetness (Karen hates rainy days and Mondays, but she knows you love her; Kermit’s always running away from a hunter or theatre lease, but hey, he has his pals!), yet Kermit owns this song, because after the credits roll, we know Kermit saved the theatre, and that Karen’s dead.

While some more morbid covers eclipse the original, such as Sonic Youth’s version of the Carpenters’ “Superstar”, this is a song about songs about rainbows. Nobody ever listened to a song about rainbows because they wanted to drive their car into a canal; they listened in hope that they will end up on the side of the rainbow called Oz, not the side where Judy Garland’s childhood resides. And while Henson via Kermit ponders why we need these songs about rainbows—a depressing question itself—he never answers the question; he directs a movie instead, a movie with depressing questions and magical endings. He acknowledges the sadness and then indulges in the happiness of make believe. What collective memory would champion Karen’s end over that?